Sep 21, 2016

Pumping the breaks on that baby fever

Sometimes when I think about getting pregnant again, I go back to read my old pregnancy posts. I found this one, and let's just say it pumped the breaks on that idea...

If coke & lime made you skinny that would be ah-maze balls.

When a lady asks her friend if you are pregnant, loud enough that you can hear, do you smile and say, "no, I'm just fat"? Then, walk away and let her riddle that one on her own?

When I think about going to the gym, now in my third trimester & completely exhausted, I just laugh. It was a nice thought though.

If you could see my "recently searched" in Google, it would read "how to contour a fat swollen pregnant face," "how to dress wide birthing hips," and "copycat recipe for bdubs spicy wings." I guess that last search says it all...

When my son finds my phone and brings it to me, and then requests I call his "daddy" & then his "papa" (grandpa) a little piece of my heart explodes.

There isn't a day that I pass a mirror now, and don't think wtf is happening to this body. Holy crap guys baby number two is a whole new ball game.

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