Jan 21, 2021

Dear Hormones

Dear hormones, 

You make me vomit. You are the scum between my toes. 

I hate your stinking guts.



Awkward moment- Today at the dry cleaners, the woman working the counter said to me, "I would give you a receipt, but I am having some problems down there." Then, she proceeded to do the down there gesture with her hands. 

Miraculous moment-I thought I lost my Airpods months ago. Much to my surprise, they were in my desk drawer...where I left them...well, months ago.

Sessy time moment- This week the husband and I had a date on the couch. There was black cherry cane sugar pop, buffalo dip, and The Bachelor. It was divine. There was even a back massage, with no strings attached. It made me want to kiss his face off. So I did. I guess there were some strings attached...

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