Dear hormones,
You make me vomit. You are the scum between my toes.
I hate your stinking guts.
Love,
Alfalfa
Awkward moment- Today at the dry cleaners, the woman working the counter said to me, "I would give you a receipt, but I am having some problems down there." Then, she proceeded to do the down there gesture with her hands.
Miraculous moment-I thought I lost my Airpods months ago. Much to my surprise, they were in my desk drawer...where I left them...well, months ago.
Sessy time moment- This week the husband and I had a date on the couch. There was black cherry cane sugar pop, buffalo dip, and The Bachelor. It was divine. There was even a back massage, with no strings attached. It made me want to kiss his face off. So I did. I guess there were some strings attached...
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