Jul 10, 2019

InstantPot or InstantNot

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Well, here I am. Ashamed of the story I am about to tell.

I finally decided to give the good ol' Instant Pot a try. 

As many of you know, I am a huge fan of the CrockPot. Me and my slow cooker are best buds. 

We have gone through so much together. It fed me when I was single and had to put in long days at school and work. It kept my husband fed while I puked during my pregnancies. It welcomed me home with both babies. It kept our tummies filled postpartum and through a very colicky baby. It's simply the best. 

I had high hopes for you Instant Pot. I was not prepared for you to fail me.

I found a recipe on Pinterest, so I suppose some of the blame can be chalked up as a Pinterest fail, but really I blame you. You devil pot.

I put all the ingredients into you. I gave you all I had. Ten minutes went by, and when I opened you I was taken by surprise. 

Somehow you took the delicious chicken, rice, and other things and welded it into one. Scooping you out onto our plate, I called my kids. We all sat down. Looking at the mound of mush and cried on the inside, "whyyyyy."

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